Wedding...
It wasn’t easy ta get to where we were goin’ to be wed. D’ere was a lot of
t’ings d’at needed plannin’ ahead of time, as well as da knowledge d’at we may
not be makin’ it off of da boat in as few pieces as we started in.
We started in Hammerfall, ridin’ down to da Menethil ‘arbor. Jumpin’ from da
sailors, Hathgrimm, Nazru, Zij an’ I made it on ta da boat in one piece. But
d’at wasn’t our concern.
Da ship docked in Auberdine, a place we ‘ad visited befo’, an’ we ran across da
dock ta wait fo’ da boat d’at would bring us to our destination: Teldrassil. We
knew da guards were strong, an’ fast, an’ d’at we would ‘ave ta outwit d’em.
Nazru ran in firs’, distractin’ d’ose he could while da rest of us dove fo’ da
portal.
Disoriented, we came out da od’ah side an’ started runnin’ t’rough da night elf
city. Dodgin’ everyt’in’ we could, we made it, relatively, into da protection of
da trees in one piece. But it wasn’t ovah yet. We ‘eard of a small cave d’at not
many elves knew of, an’ began ‘eadin’ d’ere befo’ we noticed we ‘ad a pinkie
followin’ us. Splittin’ ways, we ‘id, until da time was right fo’ us ta begin
summonin’s to our weddin’.
Hathgrimm ‘ad brought many a tortured soul ta ‘elp us unite our friends in d’is
‘appy occasion. Zij an’ I quickly changed, me wearin’ my weddin’ dress, an’ ‘im
in ‘is dashin’ black formal robes, an’ we began ta summon our friends.
Ezrah ‘ad gone t’rough da trouble of gettin’ allowed ta marry us right legal,
an’ so as soon as da Tribe arrived (plus Kaylia an’ Sabatai fo’ good measure) da
marriage began.
She said all da normal t’ings, I suppose, d’at ju say at a weddin’. But we ‘ad
our own customs ta ‘old to as well. So while she was sayin’ da right t’ings, Zij
an’ I did what we needed ta to become husband an’ wife. ‘e bit off my finger
first, which ‘urt like not’in’ I’ve known, an’ placed da small metal ring on da
gushin’ wound. It was enchanted by ‘im ta make it so we could find one anod’ah,
no mattah what. We truly be linked now.
It’s embarrassin’, actually, since I couldn’t bite off ‘is. I pierced da skin a
bit, but I couldn’t get no further d’en d’at. Imagine ‘ow deep I blushed when ‘e
‘ad ta take out ‘is own knife ta finish da job. But ‘e did, an’ I slipped da
ring right inta ‘is wound. Zij is brave, d’ough. Pain like d’at don’t bother ‘im
as much.
An’ so after d’at, she said all da legally bindin’ t’ings, an’ Zij an’ I
exchanged vows. It was real nice, actually. I t’ink we bot’ worked ‘ard on d’em.
I got ‘im some nice gifts, but I couldn’t give it wit’ all da rest. D’ey not fo’
da public eyes. But I got ‘im some nice new rope, stuff d’at won’t be tearin’
too bad at me skin, as well as splurgin’ on a few sexy outfits I know ain’t
goin’ ta be on me fo’ mo’ d’en a few seconds. ‘e mentioned somet’in’ about
crochless panties, so I got a few pairs made outsidah da Tribe d’at are frilly
an’ right soft.
But, I digress. ‘e got me a lovely shrunken ‘eart necklass. It ain’t fo’ daily
wear, jus’ somet’in’ special, but I love knowin’ ‘e’s t’inkin’ about me when ‘e
rips out da ‘eart of an enemy.
We got lotsa gifts, actually. I’m impressed wit’ da generosity of da Tribe,
honestly! I t’ink it would be a disservice ta mention all we got, fo’ fear d’at
I forget someone’s gift at d’is late hour!
Zij is gettin’ ready fo’ da weddin’ night, which I’m sure will be mo’ fun d’en
I’ll know what ta do wit’, an’ I can’t wait. Even if d’ere was d’at business
wit’ betrayal.
I’m a wed woman, I’m now Zij’s in mind, body, an’ by law. I don’t t’ink I evah
could ‘ave been ‘appier.